Screw Vision Boards I've Got a Witchlist

Jul 22, 2025

Amazon, I am fucking not my friends.

Minimalist cartoon shopping cart with a sad face, flames coming out the top, and a broken front wheel, set against a light gray background.

This website is about as fancy as it’s ever going to get. Seriously — even with two AI systems helping me, it still took nearly three weeks to build, and I’m still updating it on a semiweekly basis. So if you’re trying to “add to cart,” just go straight to my Etsy shop.

That said, one of my favorite hobbies is window shopping on Amazon and adding to my wish lists. I have, no joke, like twenty of them. I’ll never own half the crap I save, but there’s something weirdly cathartic about curating a bunch of imaginary stuff I may or may not ever buy.

It’s with that energy that I conjured up Witchlist Wednesday.

Torn paper logo with distressed black text that reads ‘Witchlist Wednesdays’ above a sad shopping cart icon on fire, printed in a bold grunge style against a black background.

Starting now, I’ll be dropping something new twice a month — one product on the first Wednesday, another on the third. No waiting around for a polished collection. No perfect packaging. No pretending I’ve got my shit together. Just a small indulgence for people trying to survive the week without setting something on fire.

To kick things off, I’m doing a special Witchlist Wednesday drop this week.

Come Back Wednesday to Check Out the Witchlist of the Week:


The Deadlines & Dark Times August Mini Bundle — a printable set that includes:

A colorable title page for August
A blank 7×5 calendar grid (no labels, no pressure)
A two-page weekly spread with enough space to scribble, sketch, or scream into the margins                                                An Adorable Back-to-School Theme            It’s printable, black-and-white, and actually useful. You can make it colorful later. Or not.

Drop goes live Wednesday, July 23 — right here in the It, and on Etsy.

Why This? Why Now?
Because waiting until something’s “done” or “perfect” was killing my momentum.
Seriously — trying to complete more than 4–5 pages at a time was just too much. And I’m not about to start sacrificing quality for speed.

This launch schedule is something to cling to. A little bit at a time, a small sense of progress I can actually manage. It lets me get the work out there by any means necessary.
It’s real. It’s manageable. It’s mine.

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Coming Up Next:
Fucking Over It Fridays.

Every Friday, I’ll be posting a new unfiltered rant — part behind-the-scenes meltdown, part sarcastic sermon, and all chaos.

This week:

Pin this, how about fuck this:                  All about Pinterest and how it made me move my entire damn browser setup.

Because apparently it’s not enough to be a content creator — now I also have to be a web developer, a digital strategist, and a psychic mind reader. Cool.

It drops Friday — so make sure you're signed up for Getting It so you don’t miss the meltdown.